Monday, August 17, 2009

Screw Hybrids, Ford Figured It Out In 1957

Yes, it's the Ford Nucleon. Back when atomic energy promised the future, you could have had a reactor in your car. How about 5000 miles between fill-ups? The Nucleon laughs at your effeminate Prius. "I drive a Nucleon and I can kick your tree-huggin' ass."

The Atomic Automobile

Sunday, August 9, 2009

I Knew I Had More MP3s After I Got Home From Work

It was my cat Keiko downloading all those MP3s. See, it happens:

Kitty porn: Florida man blames cat for illegal downloads

Dogs have been blamed for eating homework - now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child pornography.

Police are charging Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.

Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.

He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.
Story here